13 rules of football during the childhood days...

Gone are those days, There are a lot of fun and a lot of games then back to back from police n theif to ice n water to four courts to football and lots more. Here are the 13 rules of football during the childhood days, read after the cut

1. The fat
kid was always the goalkeeper;
2. The owner of the ball
decides who plays;
3. Penalties are awarded only if
injured player curses a lot;
4. The match only ends
when everyone gets tired;
5. No matter how many goals
you score, the winner will be determined by the last
team to score;
6. No referee and linesmen. You could
run with the ball even behind the goal post;
 7. If you
don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given
a match ban;
 8. If you are picked last, you are a loser;
 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball
from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or
inside the gutter;
10. When the owner of the ball gets
angry, game over!
11. You were allowed to change
goalkeeper, in case of penalty;
12. The most skillful
player, gets automatic selection.
13. Drop yours....