Hmmmnnnnnn

CRAZINESS:- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY
PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue
your mama cos of N12,000 HOUSE RENT for village
FAITH:- Is using the last money on you to buy
wallet (wetin u go put inside d wallet)?
STUPIDITY:- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in
a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)

WEALTH:- Is when you buy a first class return
ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch
(Money speaking)
WASTAGE:- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in
Abuja and only your Mai-guard and Housemaid dey
live there (Political armed robber)
TROUBLE:- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter
guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough
to tell the story)
IRONY:- Is having the chairman of an Okada
Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot
come and die na)
FOOLISHNESS:- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a
film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel...(A begiii! Why you no fit
wait for the pirated copy now)
LOVE:- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you
eat only the onions with tears rushing from your
eyes (You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with
you)
DIRTINESS:- Is when Cockroaches, Rats, Ants,
Spiders become your Roommates and you say,
''God created them for a purpose'' (Na lie! Na
money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey)
STINGINESS:- Is when you finish reading this and
you don't drop a comment